Trading Jokes and Humour or How Not to Get Idle When There Are No Trading Opportunities

by: Colibri Trader

Hi guys,

Today I decided to write on a different type of topic. Usually, after winning streaks, it is a great place to stop, reflect and even laugh :).

Below, I have collected a few jokes. Let’s crack them.

 

Trading Jokes and Humour

-An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

Trading Jokes and Humour

– A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Trading Jokes and Humour

– From a trader after a market crash: “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

Trading Jokes and Humour

 – You know you’ve gone to the wrong stockbroker when you ask him to buy 10,000 shares in IBM and he asks you how to spell it.

Trading Jokes and Humour
– A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order drinks. Who picks up the bill? A German.
Trading Jokes and Humour

Q: How do you find a small-cap fund manager?
A: Find a large-cap fund manager and wait.

 

 

Trading Jokes and Humour

Q: What’s the easiest way to make a small fortune with binary options?
A: Start with a large fortune.

 

Trading Jokes and Humour

Q: What’s the difference between a bond and a trader?
A: A bond matures.

 

Trading Jokes and Humour

– Q: What’s considered a lot of money?

A: Just a little bit more

 


Trading Jokes and Humour

A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.

 

Trading Jokes and Humour

A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.

 

I hope you have enjoyed them. Feel free to add more jokes in the comments below.

 

Happy Trading,

Colibri Trader

 

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